Hi, my name is Velcro and I am the CEN (Chief Executive Napper)
at Orchid Springs Animal
Hospital.
Well, I finally discovered the ultimate weapon against
unwanted visitors in my treatment area; Allergies!!!
The computer guy that continually invades my space has
allergies to cats. So, I learned that the allergies are apparently hidden in my
hair. I've been hiding when he comes around when all I had to do to get rid of
him was to go by his feet, rub and strut my stuff. Then one quick body shake and
all my dear fur weapons are released. I purred for hours after I saw the guy
turn red, sneeze and hurriedly leave!
I saw Sharon hurt Dr V with a
needle and she said that it was time for her allergy shot. I couldn't believe
that my mistress is allergic too! I heard that some cats will cause her to
sneeze, but I'm certain that is a lie because she has never sneezed when I pet
her!
I also discovered that there are fuzzy wild animals called
raccoons. Being a royal descendant of indoor cat princes I've never seen what's
out in the world beyond ny treatment area kingdom.
The raccoon was making very obnoxious noises. Of course, Dr
V was going to neuter him, so I guess he was asking for help or something. Angelina
apparently has him as a pet. I can't see what she sees in him…after all he is
Not a Cat!
Well, I got a lot of fan mail regarding the American Idol
questions that I posted before. Apparently it is a singing show. Big deal, it
does not have Cats, nor birds or anything worth watching.
Well, time to go back
and nap some more… I will try to discover more weird human secrets another day…..
Until next time,
Velcro